THOSE WHO SUFFER LOVE
Someone sent this to me.
You Know You're A Catholic School Girl If-
1.You mastered the art of cheating and cramming.
2. one word: Retreat
3. At one time, you liked your uniform
4. You got kicks outta being able to wear you PJs to school
5. You had a way of making yourself look so innocent when everyone knows that you really aren't.
6. It cost you 100 bucks to park in the school parking lot
7. Everyone hugs each other to greet people
8. At dances, you formed an all-girls circle where no guys could take over
9. You're blonde, once were, wish you were, or just act like it.
10. You violated as many dress codes as possible and when you get caught, you pretended that you 'didnt know'
11. You have countless obsessions with guys you have never even met or never talked to
12. At least one of your friends thought that she was pregnant by junior year
13. You have NO problem joking around about being a lesbian
14. You spent many a religion class listening to your teacher preach about the Church's take on premarital sex, abortion, and the death penalty
15. You SERIOUSLY don't know how to shut up
16. "Remember whens" are your specialty
17. At least one of your friends names are Sarah, Katie, Megan, or Lauren
18. guys ask you if you still have your uniform and if you would wear it for them
19. your skirts stopped fitting, but were too cheap/lazy to buy new ones, so you just pinned them.
20. shaving your legs was optional, even when wearing skirts. actually, putting any effort into your appearance was optional.
21. whenever guys came on campus, the entire school knew their names, cars they were driving, which school they were from and eye color within minutes.
22. The Guys Just get passed around!...and u've hookd up with AT LEAST ONE of the guys ur friend has
23. EveryONE knows about everyone elses business!..even if u've never talked to them!!!
24. You like to talk Shit but dont back it up or do n e thing bout it
25. Call the girls at ur skool a HOE for no reason