THOSE WHO SUFFER LOVE
So. I feel weirdly obligated to keep some written record of what I received today, as it seems to be somewhat of a tend.
And, hell- I'm a materialistic shallow whore, and my posessions are all I think about, anyway! So here goes.
What I Got For Christmas
A nun action figure who breaths fire
Dashboard Jesus
Satan air freshners.
Satan cokctail Decorations.
Buttons that say "Who Wants to Go to Heaven Anyway?" and "Rawahahahar Devil Girl"
A Villian's Guide to Better Living
A sewing kit (go figure)
Change Today?- T.S.O.L.
Luxury Problem- Lunachicks
Held Down...At Last!- Guana Batz
Cash for the creepers no one bothered to buy for me.
A new CD player thing because I dropped my space alien one, one too many times.
And the promise of a new computer. Seeing as mine has no sound, is too old to download any current or any slightly functioning software, or, you know, run at all.
So, yeah. Last year I had all pirate themed gifts. This year was Satan.
All my presents were wrapped in multi-colored Jesus paper.
Wouldn't Sister Marylouis be proud?
Here's to subtle implications everyone! I hope you all got gifts that promise you a one way ticket to eternal damnation too.
Hella bitchin.
~~Pinki