THOSE WHO SUFFER LOVE

05-24-04 . 6:20 pm

This made me so mad. It's people like this who make other people interested in the genre look stupid. Whoever you are out there who wrote this peice of ignorant crap, I hope you trip on one of your oh-so-fabulous combat boots and fucking die.

First off.....MUSIC!
The Ramones or The Strokes?:The Ramones
The Clash or Good Charlotte?:The Clash
Sex pistols or Mest?(u deserve to DIE if u get this wrong):The Sex Pistols...Obviously...*issues with Tony Lovato*
The Cure or All American Rejects?:The Cure...Which isn't punk
Debbie Harry or Avril Lavigne?:Neither
The Pretenders or Kittie?:Neither
Duran Duran or Simple Plan?:Duran Duran...Which ALSO isn't punk
Second-hand vinyls or hot topic sold vinyls?:No vinyls at all.
Who's a hotter bitch: Madonna(my goddess) or Courtney Love?:Brody Dalle. So fuck you.
Do you like Alkaline 3 for their lyrics or b/c they're "hardcore":I don't even like them very much.
Do you even know what an 8 track is?:Yes I do, thank you very much.
Were you born before 1990? (if you're in 8th grade, YOU DON'T COUNT):I was born IN 1990. And that doesn't prove anything. I've seen 8 year olds witha better grasp on what "punk" is (was) than the idiot who wrote this.
Hotter guy: Sid Vicious or Benji Madden:Sid Vicious was an absolute waste of fucking space who did nothing for anyone at all, let alone The Sex Pistols.
Coolest City: London or L.A.:London....Because I actually have to breathe in the air from the second. And I will probably die because of it.
Now for the clothes...
Fishnet gloves or fishnet tanks?:Gloves....How does that affect anything??
Leather Jackets or leather cuffs:Leather jacket....Yet again- WHO CARES???? You couls wear the coolest leather jacket in the whole world, and the only thing it would mean is that you were wearing dead cow.
Chicks: Leopard converse or pink converse:Black.
Guys: Orange/weird color chucks or black chucks:...
nose-bull ring or lip ring:Bull rings are vulgar....So I pick nose ring. So fuck you. Again. PEIRCINGS DON'T MATTER.
Thrift stores or Hot Topic:Both. And that doesn't PROVE ANYTHING.
smurf shirts or carebear stuff:Neither. And those both sound like Hot Topic merchandise, which the writer of this apperantly finds distaistful.
combat boots or flip flops:Combat boots....
funkey designs or anything black:Both. WHO CARES what the fuck you wear as long as you LIKE the music and have the right MINDSET. That's what matters you idiot.
do u smoke?:No.
if so, is it because you hate this fucken world or it's "cool":I don't because I value my lungs.
Do u even own a vintage concert tee?:Yeah. And that doesn't mean anything.
If you put mostly the first answers, you're pretty fucken cool
If you put mostly the second answer, FUCKEN POSER! SIMPLE PLAN SUX!:OR if you put the first answers you are very cliche. And whoever wrote this has NO IDEA what he/she is talking about. It doesn't matter what you wear. It matters what you thin

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