THOSE WHO SUFFER LOVE
Do you know how I could tell it was a revoltingly dull day today?
No? Well...Here's a comprehensive list. (Cause I'm a list-whore like that).
1. I listened to II. Power of Moonlight twelve times...and am listening to it right now...
2. I also listened to all of the Distillers albums...in order.
3. And I listened to the song "Human Fly" by the Cramps about twenty times because I could.
4. I cleaned my closet.
5. I did a big beautiful Tiger Army-inspired tattoo drawing using color pencils and water color on poster paper.
6. I then hung it up on my wall to help with my irrational hatred of blank wall space.
7. I spent an hour and a half looking for pictures of Davey Havok in the mid nineties. (Cause he was way hot then...and definitely NOT now). To absolutely no avail.
8. I mentioned satan in every conversation I had.
9. I designed three t-shirts that say "Psychobilly" on them. They are beautious.
10. They shall soon be mine, as my mom teaches screen printing. You are all horribly jealous.
11. I did many, many searches on Find a Grave.com. The link is on my extras page. It is very amusing.
12. I wore saddle shoes and a bowling shirt and a necklace with little bowling pins on it. My dad said I looked like a golfer. I deeply resented that.
13. I painted my fingernails hot pink. And then put black stripes on them. Cause like, you know, pink and like black are like soooooooo in right now.
14. I played with my magic eight ball.
15. I designed a coffin for myself.
16. I wrapped up a potato with ribbon as a gift. No lie. There's even a card to go with it.
17. I tried to see how many different ways in which one can wear a black bandana in one's hair. (There aren't a lot).
18. I picked up all the change and safety pins from my bedroom floor.
19. I had a peice of bread with peanut butter on it and a diet coke for lunch.
20. I'm typing this. That's how bored I am.
Sigh.
You know, when I say that I hate everything....
I mean it.
Well....Everything except my friends and music...
Though I hate most music....
Just not my own...
Oh nevermind.
I think I'm just gonna go look for more Davey Havok and/or Nick 13 pictures.
If I'm lucky...I'll find one with both...
Gee. That would just be the candle on my grey birthday cake.