THOSE WHO SUFFER LOVE
| The Generic Teenager Stereotype | |
| Do you drink [alcohol]?: | No. |
| Do you party a lot? How often?: | Never |
| Do you use drugs for recreational purposes?: | No |
| How often do you use the word like in an average hour?: | Not a lot |
| Do you skip classes? How often?: | No |
| Do you have casual sex? Protected?: | No |
| Do you steal?: | No |
| Do you wear inappropriate clothing?: | Define inappropriate |
| Do you drool over celebrities?: | ***Billy Martin**** |
| Do you watch a lot of TV?: | No |
| Do you ever watch the News?: | Yes |
| Do you even care about world issues?: | Yes |
| Do you read books often?: | Yes |
| Are you failing a lot of your classes?: | Just phys ed |
| Do you spend most of your time with your friends?: | Either that or just by myslelf |
| Do you smoke cigarettes?: | No |
| Do you hang out a lot in malls, or at Seven Elevens?: | FUCK NO |
| Do you often find yourself with a crush on someone?: | No.. People around here are walking talking loaves of bread |
| Do you cuss a lot?: | Yes |
| Are you desperate to fit in?: | NO |
| Are you intelligent?: | Define intellegent |
| The Goth Stereotype | |
| Black lipstick?: | No |
| Black eyeliner?: | Yes |
| Black eyeshadow?: | No...Though I own some |
| Black trenchcoat?: | No |
| Black boots?: | Yes |
| Black fishnets?: | No |
| Black nail polish?: | Yes |
| Cigarettes?: | No |
| Heavy metal music?: | Sometimes |
| Marilyn Manson?: | Sometimes |
| Kittie?: | Yes |
| Cradle of Filth?: | No |
| Constant frown and perpetual angst?: | Yes |
| Do you like to be seen as: | just being seen is a rarity |
| Are you an intellectual?: | Sure. |
| An atheist?: | Occasionally |
| Horrible home life?: | No |
| Hopelessly depressed?: | Sometimes |
| Suffering with suicidal idealations?: | No |
| Self-mutilation?: | No |
| The Punk Stereotype | |
| Plaid?: | Yes |
| Big black boots?: | Yes |
| Mohawk?: | Sexy |
| Excessive piercings? [Especially facial]: | No...Parents don't "approve"...>wait til sixteen |
| Loud, confident and opinionated?: | YEs |
| Wild hair colors?: | Purple |
| NOFX?: | YES |
| Rancid?: | *Y*E*S* |
| Well versed on political scandals and outrages?: | Yes |
| A: | What the fuck? |
| The Jock Sterotype | |
| What's your IQ?: | ? |
| Do you watch a lot of sports?: | No. That's for idiots |
| Play a lot of sports?: | No. But I can ride horses |
| Talk a lot about sports?: | No. What's there to say? "Oh look sweaty big muscly guys!" |
| Do you do anything, really, but think about sports?: | No |
| Are you arrogant?: | No |
| Are you a male or female whore?: | No |
| Are you homophobic?: | No. They should burn in hell. |
| Do you tease other people a lot because you want to seem confident?: | No. |
| But really you're a quivering mass of insecurity?: | No |
| Boobs = yes?: | No |
| Parties = yes?: | No |
| Dropping out of high school and flipping burgers = yes?: | No |
| The Girl Stereotype | |
| Do you spend a lot of time on your appearence?: | No |
| Have you ever been on a diet?: | No |
| How much did you lose?: | I said no, fucker |
| Was it not so much a diet as it was an eating disorder?: | No |
| Make yourself throw up?: | No |
| Make-up?: | No |
| Low-cut tops?: | You'd all be sorry |
| How big are your boobies? [Cup size]: | ? |
| Do you flip your hair when you talk, even if you don't realize it?: | No. My hair doesn't flip. It just sits there. |
| Giggle a lot?: | No. |
| What's the deal with boys?: | They're just people. Some are cool. Some aren't. |
| Thongs?: | No. |
| Pretty bras?: | No. Who's gonna see them anyway? |
| YM, Teen, Cosmo, et al?: | NO. |
| Who's the weaker sex?: | Mentally? Both. |
| Are you a feminist?: | Yes. |
| Do you think Brad Pitt is hot?: | No |
| How often do you shave your legs?: | What do you care? |
| How about your armpits?: | Ditto? |
| Are you emotional?: | No. |
| Especially when on your period?: | No. I just eat. |
| This Or That [Oh, that old coconut.] | |
| Originality or Acceptance?: | Originality |
| Independence or Companionship?: | Independance |
| Stability or Freedom?: | Freedom |
| Personal or Interpersonal?: | Personal |
| Introvert or Extrovert?: | Introvert |
| Popularity or Isolation?: | Isolation |
| Unique or Loved?: | Unique |
| Understood or Individual?: | Individual. |
| You or Them?: | You. |